Jury

Got summoned for jury duty the other day…

Q : Years in county
A: 12

Q : Months
A: 0

Q : Years in state
A: 12

Q : Months
A: 0

Q : Place of Birth?
A: China

Q : Marital Status?
A: Single

Q : Age?
A: 21

Q : Number of Children
A: 0

Q : Are you now employed?
A: N

Q : Are you a salaried employee of the U.S. government?
A: N

Q : If retired, what was your occupation, trade or business before retirement?  If not retired, please proceed to the next question.
A: N/A

Q : Are any charges now pending against you for a violation of state or federal law punishable by imprisonment for more than one year?
A: N

Q : Have you ever been convicted, either by your guilty or nolo contendere plea or by a court or jury trial, of a state or federal crime for which punishment could have been more than one year in prison?
A: N

Q : Do you have any physical or mental disability that would interfere with or prevent you from serving as a juror?
A: N

Q : ESTIMATED NO. OF MILES ONE WAY FROM YOUR HOME TO COURTHOUSE TO WHICH YOU ARE SUMMONED
A: 1200

Maybe they will pay for my plane ticket?